Rodrigo García
(La Carnicería)

I said: let’s all go to the supermarket together,
spend the fucking afternoon
You love spending the fucking afternoon
at the supermarket
But in the end I reconsidered and said:
You better stay home
I’m going alone and you’re going to see what surprises!
I’m going to surprise the family and

I’m going to do the shopping for the whole month
only me

I arrive at the supermarket
and I launch
I take three cars
I’m thrown
And the cashier tells me:
You can’t take three carts;
there are many cars
And I tell her:
fucking asshole
You don’t know what it’s like to have a large family;
neither do I
because I don’t have a large family
but I come to do the shopping for the whole month